Conservative Questions!

Here's some questions one of my conservative friends sent me, can you answer them? By the way, for those liberals out there, ENJOY!!!!


QUESTIONS - QUESTIONS:
Why do most folks, when they become successful, become CONSERVATIVES?
Why do most folks, when they learn to speak proper English, become CONSERVATIVES?
Why are most ambitious and motivated folks CONSERVATIVES?
Why are more LIBERAL public officials "caught with their hand in the till" than CONSERVATIVES?
Why are CONSERVATIVE gatherings so much better dressed than LIBERAL?
Why are LIBERALS for higher taxes?
Could it be that most don't pay any taxes?
Why are so many government employees LIBERALS?
Why are so many public school teachers LIBERALS?
Why do we find so many social problems where we find LIBERALS?
Why do we find so many CONSERVATIVES in quite, peaceful neighborhoods?
Why are virtually all "rappers" LIBERALS?
Why are so many LIBERAL politicians so anti-American?
Why are LIBERAL politicians so shrill and antagonistic?
Could it be that their constituents do not react as expected to normal behavior?