Mr.Barkley's Blog

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JOHN=LIES

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IF YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN, SEND ME YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS. THEN YOU WILL BE ABLE TO COMMENT.

Conservative Questions!

Here's some questions one of my conservative friends sent me, can you answer them? By the way, for those liberals out there, ENJOY!!!!


QUESTIONS - QUESTIONS:
Why do most folks, when they become successful, become CONSERVATIVES?
Why do most folks, when they learn to speak proper English, become CONSERVATIVES?
Why are most ambitious and motivated folks CONSERVATIVES?
Why are more LIBERAL public officials "caught with their hand in the till" than CONSERVATIVES?
Why are CONSERVATIVE gatherings so much better dressed than LIBERAL?
Why are LIBERALS for higher taxes?
Could it be that most don't pay any taxes?
Why are so many government employees LIBERALS?
Why are so many public school teachers LIBERALS?
Why do we find so many social problems where we find LIBERALS?
Why do we find so many CONSERVATIVES in quite, peaceful neighborhoods?
Why are virtually all "rappers" LIBERALS?
Why are so many LIBERAL politicians so anti-American?
Why are LIBERAL politicians so shrill and antagonistic?
Could it be that their constituents do not react as expected to normal behavior?

Politics

Politics---its nothing personal, its just business.

Slogan

Does the Milliken campaign have a slogan? I was just wondering....

Jokes

In case you don't know, Chelsea is Clinton's daughter.

Out The Window

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".
Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

Comments

After looking at some of the comments people post on my blog, I saw that someone had put three comments that said "Alexandra you suck" "I hate you" "You suck and GOP rules". I know that it was all from the same person because by looking at the time, the person had posted all of these comments within two minutes. I looked at Erin's blog also, and people are also leaving really nasty comments on her blog too. I don't understand why anyone at Paragon would leave rude comments like this, but for the sake of everyone who has blogs, STOP THE COMMENTS. Those comments I received made me soooo mad, I am now only allowing blog members to post.

Kerry=Ketchup

Change of Template

Blue Counties

Blue=Republican counties in last election.

Red=Democratic counties in last election.

From Barkley's Blog

The conventions are over and the tickets are final: Bell-Davis versus Milliken-Conley. Now that we know who is running, the electoral map will take shape beginning Saturday morning with the release of the first Gallup polls from battleground states. The map may look a little funny for a while as the Democrats and Republicans are stronger than normal in areas in which they do not normally compete well. Oregon, for example, looks like a Republican lock with Washington undecided.

Rumor has it that West Virginia is firmly in the Democrat camp, as is California and neighboring Nevada. Look for other developments Saturday.

Remember, these are only polls, they aren't the real thing. However, we now need to concentrate on getting WV and Nevada. WV is more conservative, so if we spend time there, we should be able to take it from the Dems. Hey, if anyone sees something new tell me!!!!
GO GOP!!!!!!!

Pictures

Kerry's White House

BLED=BAD

It is the most ridiculous thing! Scott and Ian--- or any of the other Davis supporters, I will give you any job you want---just leave a comment or talk to me at school. By joining the BLED group, you are turning against the GOP, and we all want a Republican victory----right?????

BLED is made up of angry people who are willing to turn against thier party.

Its Time To Unite!

Well, as you all know, the Bell campaign has successfully won the Republican nomination. Its is now time to unite against our most common focus---the Democrats. I understand that many of you supported Ian and now think that I will not give you a "good job", that is not true---if any of you want a particular job, please just talk to me at school. I am not going to "hold a grudge" against you if you supported Ian. Its very important for us Republicans to become a team, and remember---there is no "I" in team.

Or if you want to, you could leave your name and a comment on what job you'll like.

However, I do want to say congrats to the Miliken Campaign for sealing the Democratic nomination!

California!!!!!

Bell wins California!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bell campaign proudly celebrated winning California. After many hours of hard work, Bell can happily say that she has won a total of 18 states with 1007 delegates. This victory came as a shock, however, because Bell expected Governor Davis of Oregon to take the most votes. Although winning California doesn't guarantee anything, Bell supporters can truly say that they are very pleased with this victory and could possibly stand a chance of getting the Republican nomination.

GOP

I think some of you were wondering what GOP stands for. GOP stands for "grand old party" and is used as a nickname for the Republican party.

Commentary

I tried to do what Michael and Scott did. What do you think?
(If you notice, I didn't mention the states I won.)

Florida--Close call, between Davis and Bell. In the end, a good win for Davis

Texas--Is Boles dead? Or did Texas save her campaign?

Michigan--Once again, a very close race between Davis and Bell. By a mere one percent, Davis beats Bell and takes Michigan.

New Jersey--Davis easily took New Jersey

New York--Conner beats Kristin and takes New York. A surprising win.

Pennsylvania--A shocker. Bell poured tons of money into PA and expected to win, but Davis prevailed.

Support Bell!!!!

I have just realized I now have 787 delegates!!!!!!!! If I win California, I'll have 1007!!!!! Unfournately, I don't think that will happen. However, I still am the frontrunner.

Bell And Davis Frontrunners

I think Ian has won 15 states (tell me if I'm wrong, Ian)
I have won 17 states. I'm not sure how many delegates I have, but its over 500.

Well, tonight was a disappointment. I won three states when I expected to win 7, Ian won 4, and BRITTNEY WON TEXAS!!!! I still can't believe I lost Texas and Florida. I am still a little ahead, I think---but Ian will probably win California (unless a miracle happens) Oh well, its only a game and I'm sure Ian would make a good president.

Yikes!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Things don't look good for the Bell campaign!!!!!

Drew's Blog

I think Drew wants everyone to go to his blog http://drewthesteakman.blogspot.com/. He has a quiz thats really cool, it tests to see if you can spot a murderer from a computer geek. I got a 9/10----leave a comment and tell me what you got.

Oh, by the way, do any of you know when Mr. Barkley's going to post the results from the big states?

News.

Well, according to some people (I will not say names) President Bush "lied" to the American people and said that Iraq had nuclear bombs. Let me just start by saying, why would Bush say that Iraq has nuclear bombs, if he didn't believe so? How would it benefit him to say that they did? According to them, "At least when Clinton lied no one died"----what Clinton did was absolutely horrible and very embarrassing. How do you think other countries looked at America? Oh, just look at America---they are the most powerful country and they elected a president who cheats on his wife!!!! If I were a Democrat (which will never happen) I would be VERY EMBARRASSED that the president I elected had no morals and lied to the American people about having an affair with another woman. Bush did not lie to the American people, he did what everyone thought was the right choice at the time. The media, as many of you know is very biased and is always critizing Bush. It really bugs me when people say incredibly stupid things like "Bush lied".

I also thought it was a bit funny that the people whom I am referring to brought this issue up in math class.

Predictions

Who do you think will win the most states????

New York---C0nner

New Jersey---Ian

Texas---?

Pennsylvania---Ian

Illinois---Me

Ohio---Me

Florida---Ian

Michigan---Ian

Georgia---Me

Reps and Dems

Difference Between Republicans and Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats

Botox

Did you know Kerry had botox treatment? Botox is a drug you inject in your face to take away wrinkles. Kerry got it done so he wouldn't look old. Anyway, here is a picture here of Kerry having the treatment.Yuck!!!!!

Cheatos

Pizza Party----Who To Invite?

Several people have asked me, if I were to win the nomination and the national election, would I invite the Democrats to the pizza party? Of course!!! I mean, why wouldn't you? Even though they are the political "enemies", you have to remember---this is only a fake election game. Plus, I have a ton of Democrat friends. Why not invite them? If anyone can think of a good reason, I'd like to hear it.

Getting Ready!

The Bell campaign awaits the important results of the Big Mama states. This could be a great victory for the Bell campaign, or a great loss. Either way, Bell says she is proud to have changed the minds of many Americans. "I really feel I have convinced people that I am the best choice for America." "I feel if elected, I can fulfill America's true destiny as being the most powerful, prosperous country in the world". By lowering taxes and enforcing tougher crime sentences, Bell says only a conservative Republican like herself can bring America back to her full potential. I do feel that if I lose, however, any one of the Republican candidates would help America achieve her goals.

Who Wins?

How much did you spend in the Big Mama states? I spent all of my money, which was 57 million---so now I am completely broke. Anyone predictions on who will win, or who spent a lot of money? Leave a comment and tell me what you think.

BIG "MAMA" STATES

BIG STATES ARE APPROACHING!!!!!! THE LAST COUPLE STATES ARE TEXAS, FLORIDA, GEORGIA, OHIO, ILLINOIS, MICHIGAN, NEW JERSEY, NEW YORK, AND PENNSYLVANIA. DID I NAME THEM ALL?

News.

I thought this was sooo cool. Its a quiz on whether you can tell if someone is a Republican, Democrat just by looking . Just click on the part where it says "take quiz" and it should pull up.

http://newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/rnc/9705/

How Liberal/Conservative Are You?

http://madrabbit.net/webrabbit/quizshow.html

Click this!

Latest News

Well, as you know I have been switching templates everyday---I was just wondering which one you thought was the best. If a lot of people agree on it, I will change it permently. Until you have made up your mind, wait until Friday---by then I will have tried out all of the different templates.

Bell Campaign-- Back On Track

The road to the White House isn't easy, but when the times get tough, the Bell campaign gets going. The Bell supporters hang in there while---Bell manages to still be the frontrunner, altogether winning 14 states and 508 delegates. Celebrating in her home state Tennesse, Bell reminds supporters,"Victory will not come easy, but tonight all of my supportes should be proud".

I Did "Okay"

The Bell campaign nervously awaits the rest of the results, but the outcome doesn't look good, considering Bell lost NC and Virginia. Ian Davis is ahead, so far winning 2 states (Massachusetts and Maryland) .

Now as the last results come in the results are, Ian won 4, I won 3, Will won 2, and Ryan and Lexie won one.

More Quotes!

"Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own."
Chinese proverb

"We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions."
Isaac Bashevis Singer (1904-1991)


"The important thing is never to stop questioning."
Albert Einstein

George Bush--The Right Choice For America

I was just curious to find out why some of you don't like President Bush. If you could leave a comment and tell me what you think, that would be great.

Rude Comments--Need To Stop!!!

Well, I saw on Barkley's blog that someone anonymously wrote the comment---"i agree that ian and ryan did well, but... you could tell [Alexandra] was nervous and didn't really answer her question....Good job to everyone though ". Let me just say, first of all, you don't need to leave a rude comment like that on Barkley's blog, and yes, of course I realize that I was nervous (you don't need to mention that--everyone could tell) And secondly, I know I didn't answer the question--you don't need to tell everyone that---they can figure it out themselves. And lastly, if you have the guts to leave a comment like that---why don't you leave your name? I find it very insulting that someone would critize me on Barkley's blog, when they could have done it on my blog.

Template Change

I decided to change the template---because, I dunno I felt like it. (I'll change it back to black soon)

Primaries

We are awaiting the primaries-- -I sure hope I do well!